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#221: Hollywood Negotiations

To be fair, he has provided some of the best lighting throughout the history of cinema.

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#152: Der Vedding – Part Three

Next time someone wants a sunny day for his or her wedding, it will be regretted. Also, Alanis Morissette, this still does not make any of your lyrics actual instances of irony.

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#127: Serial Immolator

“He seemed to have fire in his eyes. Or maybe that was the rest of his face. To be honest, I couldn’t look at him more than a millisecond – fucker kept trying to blind me, too.

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