Tag Archives: surreal

#196: Water Reclamation

And that’s why they bought flood insurance.

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#195: Lost in Space

Ironic, as that’s where all the GPS satellites are.

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#194: Congratulations, You’ve Won Impossibility

Not much of a countdown, is it? He starts on the freakin’ one.

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#193: Regrets

If I were any kind of biochemist, I’d be working on a cheap, effective way to erase tattoos every day of my life – ’cause whoever does will be a billionaire in the next twenty years.

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#192: It’s a Cardboard Chevy Malibu, In Case You Forgot

“Bright red and blue lights! I think it was some kind of alien signal!”

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#191: You Could Be What You Eat

Luke is his most eloquent when talking to empty rooms.

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#190: A PrePUNderance of Lost Things

I bet Backie really PUNders how that got there. Who knows what else he’ll happen aPUN. Perhaps a PLUNgerwait i think i did that one wrong

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#189: Keeping a Lid On It

Meanwhile, Luke has burned his tongue, his hands, his thighs, and a small squirrel he thought “looked like it needed a shower.”

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#188: Stuck on a Hopeless Rock

“Is it some kinda, like, talking Nerf toy? ‘Cause it’s kina annoying. Can we take out the batteries?”

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#187: Luke is the Walrus

Komm, gib mir deine hand.

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