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#260: Entrepreneurship, and Other Unnecessary Syllables

It’s all an effort to avoid becoming “like the back fat hobo man,” giving animals a home and charging for them to give a displaced Experimental Submarine Captain and Government Dissected Alien a home, too. Advertisements

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#212: Gwahk Ah Mohl Ay

“Hamsters do it sometimes, they’re cute. DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT”

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#188: Stuck on a Hopeless Rock

“Is it some kinda, like, talking Nerf toy? ‘Cause it’s kina annoying. Can we take out the batteries?”

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#174: Water Soluble

Better this than having someone pee on you once the jellyfish turn.

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#165: Maritime Communication

This at least has a better chance of success than using a carrier pigeon.

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#162: This Is Why Fish Don’t Fly

The Submarine Captain thinks goggles are the BEST.

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#159: Preservation Techniques

“WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, ANYWAY?!” “Iunno. You’re green, so I thought, y’know, pickles.”

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