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#157: Der Vedding – Part Eight

Backie’s cardboard Flux Capacitor enabled him to take his cardboard Chevy Malibu into the far-flung future of 2015, where he had it retrofitted for air travel.

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#156: Der Vedding – Part Seven

Yet no one seems concerned that he’s burning on a wooden floor.

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#153: Der Vedding – Part Four

Floatty was the ring-bearer. Unfortunately, his ceremoniously majestic float down the aisle and elegant rise to the hands of the happy couple could not be accurately translated to comic form.

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#152: Der Vedding – Part Three

Next time someone wants a sunny day for his or her wedding, it will be regretted. Also, Alanis Morissette, this still does not make any of your lyrics actual instances of irony.

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#149: Duct Tape as a Sewing Machine

If Backie were really considerate, he would’ve coordinated the color of duct tape with the wedding’s color theme. In his defense, he didn’t know there’s a veritable rainbow of duct tape available these days. He has very little disposable income.

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#141: Lazy Parenting, Continued

Half off a millimeter thin, ten inch long t-shirt with the store’s logo on it? Why, that can’t be more than ninety dollars!

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#125: Date Night Admissions

The finest ambiance a hobo could dream for – a single candle.

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