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#203: The Miracle of Life

Because biological processes are always beautiful. Or, if you think about them, always absolutely disgusting.

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#178: Bjorn to be Wild

“It’s something that would have been thrown away, but we can re-use it. What could be more fitting for dear Floatty?”

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#160: They Adopted a Reanimated Supernatural Fetus, Remember?

Someone has to watch Floatty during the honeymoon – why not his mentally-vacant sibling?

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#141: Lazy Parenting, Continued

Half off a millimeter thin, ten inch long t-shirt with the store’s logo on it? Why, that can’t be more than ninety dollars!

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#137: Obviously a Very Important Decision

Of course a reanimated fetus can float. Its legs aren’t developed enough to provide sufficient locomotion! Nature provides, is all I’m saying.

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#135: Where Do Babies Come From?

The hi-res version doesn’t include more realistic, animated, 3D rain – but that’d be pretty cool, right? Oh, and really bassy, surround-sound thunder claps! Okay, just click it and pretend I put all that shit in.

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