Tag Archives: area 51

#260: Entrepreneurship, and Other Unnecessary Syllables

It’s all an effort to avoid becoming “like the back fat hobo man,” giving animals a home and charging for them to give a displaced Experimental Submarine Captain and Government Dissected Alien a home, too. Advertisements

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#151: Der Vedding – Part Two

Our alien friend requested extra height for his Amish cyborg procedure, so as to compensate for his withered pride in resorting to bizarre Earth technologies. Also, because his old tripod mechanism was horrendously short, and he was tired of looking … Continue reading

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#114: Sacrifices to Science

They may be unreasonably close to something radioactive in the background, there.

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#63: When the Numbers Don’t Add Up

47 + 20 * 51 / 42 – 63 + 0.8*10^353 = idk lol nvm

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#62: Everyone’s Got a Story

Of the “everyone” mentioned, 75% are some kind of stupid or crazy. The remaining 25% is just a hateful fuck.

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#51: Time-Lapse Photographic Memory

Click here to blow up this comic. Note: will not result in explosions. Sorry, Michael Bay.

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#38: The Slug of Bureaucracy Begins to do Something Approximating Movement

Behold, the great Offical Seal of Area FiftyDON’T LOOK AT IT

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