Tag Archives: alien

#260: Entrepreneurship, and Other Unnecessary Syllables

It’s all an effort to avoid becoming “like the back fat hobo man,” giving animals a home and charging for them to give a displaced Experimental Submarine Captain and Government Dissected Alien a home, too. Advertisements

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#240: Still On the Worst Vacation

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#212: Gwahk Ah Mohl Ay

“Hamsters do it sometimes, they’re cute. DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT”

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#203: The Miracle of Life

Because biological processes are always beautiful. Or, if you think about them, always absolutely disgusting.

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#192: It’s a Cardboard Chevy Malibu, In Case You Forgot

“Bright red and blue lights! I think it was some kind of alien signal!”

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#188: Stuck on a Hopeless Rock

“Is it some kinda, like, talking Nerf toy? ‘Cause it’s kina annoying. Can we take out the batteries?”

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#174: Water Soluble

Better this than having someone pee on you once the jellyfish turn.

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